BOURGEOISIE

(“Ikindi nabamenyesha nuko amazi agera muri douche ndetse anashyushye gusa biba mgombwa gutegereza ntago amazi ashyuha uwo mwanya”) Uncle, we wish to confirm hot water is now available in bathrooms but one must wait a short time for it to heat up before showering.

Hello Friends —- Gearing up for vacation, where I will once again be a princess in my father’s home. Dad has given clear instructions that we are not to spend a single franc when home. He has even bought phones for the driver to ensure he is reachable at all times. The man already had a phone but dad wanted to be sure. Dad has always spoiled us, we thank God.

Parallely, Isi yameze amenyo. I keep bumping into centaurs (greek mythology creatures that are half men – half beast) and since I am a bébé chou, my brain cannot compute “umuruho”. (Trouble) – Hence my quick/clean exits. I know good men exist and if it takes kissing 100 frogs, to meet the next Mr. Chouchou, so be it. Let my lips develop small muscle, it won’t kill them.

I mean do they not watch the news? JFK warned Ask not what women can do for you, ask what you can do for women!

(PS: Prof comes back in 2 days. Can’t wait to see him and pretend I didn’t even notice his absence. La la la la …)

Hope you had a week as colorful as my love life.

XOXO