Category: PERSONAL BLOG
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Reproductive Coercion AKA Baby Trapping
As a matter of national security, I wish to educate our brothers on the number of ways they can be trapped as it seems to me, the gents could use a lil help… 1. The Classic Alcohol + Lingerie Combo. 2. Good ole ”I’m on the pill don’t worry”.3. Partner falsely claiming infertility.4. Sperm Theft…
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Tradwife Comeback: Big Fat Scam
We have a sort of lunch-time debate club at work. We mostly focus on topics that relate to racial reconciliation as we deem it to be America’s gravest sin. We were brainstorming ideas for next session. Someone suggested the following. “The current ‘tradwife’ movement and how it’s based on this romanticized view of previous generations…
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Love, Eggs, China.
Society, traditions, and people’s expectations can NEVAH rule me but biology is a considerable factor, that even I- Chouchou des Grands Lacs – must submit to, ain’t it? (*insert british accent for vibes*) I’m 33, having kids before 35 is medically ideal. So you mean to tell me, I got two years? Fuck. Party’s over!…
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War on Men: Ceasefire.
It is 3a, creative peak hour. Today- I wish to declare a complete and total ceasefire against the male specie! I grew up more sheltered than people realize. I never had a boyfriend in High School. I spent the bulk of my teens & early twenties in school, in church or at home listenning to…
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E-Lurkers, Iran, & Detox
“Dad: Allo? Allo? Chérie. Erega ubwo America decided to bomb Iran. Iran nayo is bombing everyone in retaliation. Now my car parts are stuck in Port Dubai. Maybe I should just get a new car… ” Dad has always been at peace with God and at peace with men. Only small men wake & bomb.…
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$50 Mangos, Paris, Monopoly
When you’re the only one selling Mangos in town, you can sell them at $50. That is how Hilton Yaoundé was significantly higher than Hilton Paris.(Because, yes, now I take vacation like white people.) Truly, the African child has suffered enough. Not only we gotta chase money in foreign land but we also gotta deal…
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Je dérange…
In 2 days I will finish my service to humanity in a Cameroonian village and head to Paris to surprise my new lover for his birthday. Somehow, I continue to shock the population. Not sure why batamenyera. Yesterday, while battling mosquitos & lack of electricity, not too far from Boko Haram zone in Cameroon; someone…
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To My Muse
To my muse, the inspiration behind everything I do: Dr. Irankunda. I am often told I live like I am in Cartoon Network. That is because I grew up sheltered from hate, and ignorance. It’s hard to conceptualize for many but I grew up around such integrity, that I never knew someone can look you…
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Murder. Apathy. Writing.
Two Years Ago, A Rwandan Man in the community was arrested by the FBI for committing crimes against humanity, gravest of which: genocide. First I was enraged to know he had been hiding in plain, sight, big chilling, eating Pizza for 30+ years. Then I was enraged to watch his family rally, with ugly cheap…
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Sofie, avec f.
To my first friend.To my favorite friend.To your parents who took me as their own. To your friends, who take me as their own. To your dogs, who stay chopping life. You are a perfect blend of Rwandan elegance and Belgian modesty. Confession Time. I am often tempted to burn shit down when confronted with…
LawyerLiv & Co. 