Never Have I Ever

I, Chouchou Des Grands Lacs, can unfortunately neither confirm nor deny, the following “Never Have I Evers”:
1. Had my hair pass neck-length.
2. Blamed a fart on a pet/ a human.
3. Pretended to be on the phone to keep from engaging with unwanted company.
4. Gone to a party I wasn’t invited to.
5. Accidentally clogged someone’s toilet.
6. Re-Gifted a Gift.
7. Used a pick-up line.


Fortunately, my dignity is not completely lost as I can I say with certainy that: “Never Have I Ever”:
1. Gotten in a Physical Fight.
2. Cheated on a Partner.
3. Helped a Friend Lie by being Alibi.
4. Paid money to a random Psychic.
5. Sent back a dish at a restaurant.

What a humourous life I live…