Love & Einstein

If you ever want to deter an African man from asking you out, don’t tell him you have a boyfriend, that means nothing to him, it will almost make the chase more exciting. Rather, tell him you don’t cook, he will run faster than Usain Bolt. Some girls hate men’s attention while others’ crave men’s attention. I’d say I’m in neither category, I mostly amused and entertained by it.

One persistent gentleman approached me last night. I was exiting an event for an African Immigrant Organization I volunteer with (AIM Collective, check them out.) I shared I had a boyfriend and the man was emboldened. I laughed and respectfully declined. I’m NEVER mean to a suitor, frankly it takes courage to approach someone so my response is always polite and respectful.

Now you may be wondering, what boyfriend? The 3 day situationship-thingy? Ah skeptical reader! Ah Thomas! “Blessed are those who believe without seeing.” Plus, according to Einstein’s theory of relativity, (man with one of the highest IQs recorded.) Einstein shares that time is relative to the observer’s frame of reference, meaning time can “stretch” or “contract” depending on their speed and gravitational field.

What I understand this to mean (scientists don’t correct me) is, according to my frame of reference, 3 days can really stretch to be more like 3 years. Anyway, saw him last night. That ninja was even hotter than before. Jesus take the wheel, and if you wish, lock us in the car and throw away the key, the view is delightful.

You call it delulu, I call it Revolulu.