SALUD. DINERO. AMOR.

Achuuum! Allergies rising. Allergic to Nonsense. Salud, Dinero. Amor —- (Health, Money, Love. Common Phrase used after someone sneezes. First Sneeze- Salud, Second Sneeze-Dinero, etc.) First, my apologies to my environmental lawyer cousin Vanessa who will find my rationale APPALLING! (Hey Fam Bam, love you too!)

*3AM. Courtesies aside. Pee Run Concluded.* Allow me now to share my unpopular opinion. How y’all want me to be troubled by the deterioration of forests and lakes when y’all don’t care about CURRENT confirmed famine in South Sudan? 25.6 M people, more than half of SS’s population, AKA youngest nation on Earth, are facing extreme hunger as we e-speak. You think I care about how the use of fertilizers around Lake Superior in Michigan COULD affect drinking water for 1 million people when theirs is ALREADY contaminated? I beg, spare me. In fact, I’ll go as far as to say, I doubt many in the global south cares. Allow me to shock you further, climate crisis to me is a bit of luxurious cause… Stone me.

Problem is, because of groupthink (pressure to conform with consensus view) when we share these views, we are tagged as lunatic climate deniers comparable to #47 & crew. How very apples to oranges. Respectfully, (if at all possible), we are exotic rare Dragon Fruits, man’s a tomato, barely a fruit. I just want to share my exact stance so you can insult me correctly. No, climate crisis is not a hoax. Yes, Man has contributed to destroying the planet & so must contribute to solution. BUT: PRIORITIES…

Lastly, I am in DC with my baby niece. The girl has so much energy, we may enroll her in martial arts. She will eventually Jackie Chan. Do with this information what you will.

In the words of Black Shakespeare, “Try Jesus, don’t try me.”

God help us all…

XOXO