CODE CHOUCHOU

Howdy 2025! Looking mighty cute. I beg don’t stress us… Dearest reader, you had heard of Code Hammurabi. Eye for an eye, tooth for tooth. I now bring you, Code Chouchou. A set of rules I live by.

• Rule 1:They can’t shame you if you have no shame.
• Rule 2: If it’s boring, I’m not pretending.
• Rule 3: If you gotta talk money, you ain’t got it. Wealth is silent.(They say)
• Rule 4: De-Center men?Am I firewood?
• Rule 5: Auto-Correction Mode. Does my breathing volume encumber my neighbor’s? Nah? Cool.
• Rule 6: Learn to Work. Beauty you cannot eat
• Rule 7: God spare me, poverty gives me pimples
• Rule 8: Couple things beneath my person: Sweat. Labor. Small Talk. Periods. Alas, we move…