Individualism, a Funeral

So…Everybody has a Stanley cup.
Everybody wants a Birkin.
Everybody does golf and drinks Macha.
Everybody’s face is the same because everybody contours the same: high cheek bones, pointy nose — or the illusion thereof.

Everybody has dated a narcissist. Nobody is a narcissist. Everybody has a dog in a purse named Bella. Everybody is hypersexual and boasts about it. Everybody gets roses and chocolates on Vday and wears matching PJs on Xmas. Girls voice changed to a Kardashian like- high pitch- slow paced- voice; Yo mama on the phone like, “who dis?”

Standalone, these practices are unproblematic but must we all live the exact same life? A toast to the “weirdos”, the “nerds” of society- for they have maintained their individualism!