Future Haters

“Dear, if you’re going to use your mouth to stain my name, by say, calling me a ho for example; mind spelling it heaux?” I imagine my future haters confused, asking, “what?” “Oh! Kinda adds an air of sophistication. Don’t you think?” —- Also, everyday, “Olivia is stupid, Olivia is unAmerican, Olivia is impolite, Olivia is uncultured, Olivia is a b***.” I’ll need more creativity. Learn Japanese or some sh*** I’m bored…

WHEN I win my local political race & I’m a public figure, I’ll never need a publicist or an image manager. I’ve always known how to manage humans: never take them seriously & never take it personal. We’re but animals in suits. (PS: Got a Campaign Manager now. Super brilliant Nigerian brother. It’s going HASI)