Ambassador’s Death in Paris & Nigerian Independence

I’m gone for 2.5 seconds, trying to fake-meditate and sh*** and what do I find upon my return?

• A whole US Government shut down.
• South African Ambassador found dead in Paris (suspicious).
• 92-year-old Cameroonian President, running again, talking about “our work is not complete.” Even HIS daughter is online, bewildered, like “Papa? Serieux?”

At least it’s Nigerian Independence. Who’s inviting us tonight? Make we forget our problems small… What was that? “Chop you money?” Certainly, dear. If you insist.