Welcome, New Friends!

If you’re new here, welcome to the PARTY! By day I (attempt) to wage peace as humanitarian/lawyer, by Night I wreck havoc in these streets. Just playing… (Kinda)

I also document my life in my daily E-Journal, available on my site lawyerliv.com. I write about whatever random sh*** is on my mind. Most recently, I wrote about (1) Hijabi Women & how you’re not supposed to handshake; (2) 92 y/o Cameroonian President running AGAIN; (3) how I met (fake) Obama & (4) my upcoming move to Clarkston AKA most diverse square mile in America.

Now, It is 3a. While others are waking to spiritually combat village witches, I’m here annoyed at how dry my phone is… Since discovering the whole of Atlanta is sharing body fluids, I decided to abstain from partaking in adult activity for as long as the flesh permits & my suitors have apparently grown tired of begging. Y’all would have made terrible gladiators. Small rejection and you give up combat? Ah! Ah! I was just practicing how to be a bad bi*** like the girls on IG (*Insert High Pitch Pentecostal voice*) “Wait, Sister Olivia, were you fornicating before?” Oh My! Suddenly feeling very sleepy… I must go now, I can barely type anymooorrr ah gehrkfhturkzldj zzzzzz