Former French Prez in Prison. America? Hello?

Former French President Nicolas Sarkozy has just started a 5 year prison sentence for financial crimes. Man funded his 2007 presidential campaign with monies  from Libya in exchange for diplomatic favors. Really, I’m impressed by Gaddafi’s “golden testitucles” as would say Kémi, for he had the guts to trade their countries as they trade ours. Also impressed by Sarkozy’s wife, who is a musician and she is actually really good. So don’t worry my boy. She will serenade you via collect call.

France has done horrors in Africa which is why we claim death to Françafrique. But THIS they got right… One moment please, permit me to ugly cry real quick, just remembered our nation is run by a convicted felon. Somebody come and feed me grapes before I lose it!