Favorite Jamaican

It is day 9 of Law School, sometime in 2017, I am sitting in a DC Library trying to not suffocate from excess reading. A super fab girl walks in, sniffs aggressively, exclaims “WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?” I excitingly reply “Oh! I just bought some oils from the street, they said it lasts all day, and it was only $2, can you imagine?”. She responds “Bitch, yes, I CAN imagine. We gotta upgrade your palette sis, you’re too cute for these cheap ass oils” Puzzled, I respond, “Bitch?” She smiles “My bad bitch, I mean Queen!” We explode in laughter and that is how Tavie rescued a Baddie and a lifetime of friendship was formed. Since I changed my scent to something more Tavi-Approved, men & women alike have been flocking to kiss my feet. Sometimes figuratively, sometimes not.

Screaming happy birthday to one of the most ICONIC women I have ever met. Maxi’s Mommy. My favorite Jamaican. One of the most hilarious and most brilliant humans I know. Love Ya! Jah knows!

PS: To support other Jamaican hotties, in light of Hurricane Melissa, please note, the following places are accepting drop off relief items in Atlanta: Delta Airlines in College Park, Irie Moon Cafe, Word of Life International Church of God, Carribean Life TV. For a list of needed relief items please go to Jamaican Consulate of Atlanta’s website. One Love,