Low Vibrational Convos

Trust I love juicy harmless gossip like anyone else. But some of you DWELL in low vibrational land. The only life project you wish to know about is that of our ovaries.

Every Monday, Wednesday, Friday; they will not ask about the progression of my book, or the work we are doing in Africa or how we are managing our health. They will not even ask about how our parents are doing or how we are taking care of them. All they want to speak of is the man in my bed. It’s really very simple. If it’s job application you are looking for. Submit CV & wait your turn.

If I hear one more “may marriage locate you this year” Imma lose it. It isn’t that we don’t want love. It’s precisely because we respect love too much and 80% of you have made a mockery of it. I don’t judge you for marrying for money, convenience, boredom, status, rent, so don’t judge me from taking a step back.

What really is the problem? My being 33 and unspoken for? Oops. Another rule of society I’ve just broken. A woman is to chase youth eternally. Pretend she is 19 for life and battle nature like Goliatha. Reka dusirimuke aba cheris! (TR: Let’s be civilized, please.)