Aside from the fact that King James, whom the Bible is named after, was King of Scotland and England which have done absolute HORRORS to our people; man may have also been gay. Which — who even cares? Well, the Church. Not they love to hate on “the gays” and accidentally named their Holy Book after the Chief gay. What wonderful cosmic Justice.
Gone are the days where Vatican priests would recite mass in Latin to confuse the population. My Blog has tackled everything from war to sex. This year I am dedicating it to the Holy Scriptures. I plan to read the Bible cover to cover and bring it to you RAW as we attempt to answer some very quintessential questions like: Was Jesus Black? Was Samson a hottie? Did Sarah really give a pass to Daddy Abra to cheat? How did King Salomon schedule meetups with his 700 wives and 300 concubines? Did Jonah become a reverse pescetarian after the fish incident?
I’m not here to convince you of the veracity of the Bible. I’m just here to Holy gist you a bit. Plus: Most read book every year, come on- ain’t you curious? One Love,
LawyerLiv & Co. 
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