MN, RN: An American Problem

“You mean to tell me, dictators can be born in white skin?” Introducing Karen & Chelsea: A blind leading the blind type convo, mid tea party.

“Dear, Karen, what’s taken over our nation?” Well, Chelsea, you know I went to South Africa for 6 days when we rescued 1.5 children through church. So- Darling, I KNOW Africa. They are jungle men. They had a dictator in 1970s Uganda, “Eddy Mean” something. His regime was super brutal. Man was a cannibal who actually ate his wife for supper. I hate to judge for I don’t see color but those Africans are just not like us, poor thing. Ever seen one eat, they eat fyu-fyu with their bare hands. (*Reaches for Mexican tacos with bare hands*)

“Trust me Karen, I know.” And of course, the Mohameds are not better, I mean the arabs, sorry, (*Sips Coconut water, a novelty she discovered last week on a Jamaican beach when she almost cheated with beach boy Triston, Triston with the abs*) . Darling, I kid you not, their God permits violence. I read it in a Magazine called “Koorah”. My arab nail tech, (*editor’s note: that girl is not arab but Filipino*) poor thing she is so rough. It’s in their blood, I tell you! I mean- my retired brother did just ship a wife, sorry fly a wife, from there – she is 19. But a tall, mature 19. So its fine.

“So what’s all this nonsense about our President turning into a dictator?” Can’t they see what the real problem is, In unison: “The Mexicans!” —— Anyway, darling, enough! Not like they’re gonna deport us. (*insert rich laugh in extra tanned body. Fortune acquired from marrying ex-slaver owners*) Darling- don’t forget Cinco de Mayo’s party tonight on 4th street. (*insert air kiss on inflated lips inspired by black women*)

The UNBEARABLE truth is we have all contributed to today’s Nazi-like America everytime the state sanctioned a black man’s murder and our brain’s first instinct jumped to “maybe the deceased had a gun and they sincerely felt scared?”. Logic being cousin Bill is a cop and he could never. Except Bill could. And Bill has.

The world is a global village. Until bloodshed EVERYWHERE troubles our bodies to the point of indigestion, then we too, are contributing to humanity’s failure.