Author: LawyerLiv

  • Presidential French Couple Sues (Wanna be White) Candace

    To her greatest delight, Candace has been sued by the Macrons for insisting Mrs. Macron was born male. Please refer to my previous blogs on Feb 3&14 for the facts surrounding the controversy. Brigitte does not warm my bed. Others do the job very well (cough cough…) As such, her private parts m’importe peu (have…

  • Dirty Air

    If you see me going on long rants in my language, know I’m exposing dirty African laundry but remain too dignified to expose my mother’s nakedness. Yet, I’ll give you the topic of today’s fury.Lack of trash system in Africa (minus Rwanda – ranked as cleanest nation of Africa for decade +) Shit is ridiculous.…

  • Give me neither poverty nor riches…

    It is prayer that carried me as I was entrusted with missions to 3 countries in 2 months. I am back to testify that “the stone the builders rejected has become the cornerstone.” (Psalms 118:22)May God give me neither riches nor poverty- but just enough for my needs. So that I will not be full…

  • Kuregana, bibi!

    Couple things can be true at the same time. On one hand, I never wish to minimize past loves, every love is beautiful in its time. On the other hand, I cannot re-write history… It is what it is… Most importantly, while I don’t wish for divorce to be my whole personality & generally prefer…

  • Respect God, Respect Death

    Former Nigerian President Buhari is no more, so in reverence to his Islamic faith I say, “Inna lillahi wa inna ilayhi raji’un,” (“Indeed, we belong to Allah, and indeed to Him we will return.”) I caution those who are rejoicing over his death, no matter the alleged validity of his sins. When death intervenes, you…

  • Men of the Galaxies

    I have been on a bit of a world tour. Let me describe to you the men I saw in my voyages. I find situationships most freeing. Less tendency to lie & pretend. Ah! stability/children/Marriage etc.? Valid. Can’t “hang” forever. STILL- I find that whether you plan your life meticulously or not; life will life.…

  • (Mostly) Done Talking.

    Since you have refused to pick up a book and educate yourself. Allow me to clarify a few point regarding racism. 1. It is a YOU problem. You fix it. (Or not.)2. I couldn’t care less about your approval. You possess nothing I envy. Is there greater absurdity than to denigrate a man based on…

  • Mali, baby!

    I am in Mali. Land of General Assimi Goïta, President of AES (Alliance des Etats du Sahel), I am no political analyst but Im down for anything that makes colonial masters tremble! BTW- Next— can we take on the Chinese? Because Chinese imprint on Africa is ridic. They are everywhere, never hire local; don’t even…

  • Hobe, Hobe; Ab’iwacu muraho?

    Aba tantine basize iminwa. Abasaza batera cirage. Tugeze i Dallas. Dore Insore n’inkumi nazo zirarebana ayingwe. Gusa ntawuvuga. Ariko uziko za soni za kinyarwanda zijya zica ibintu di… Icyo nzi cyo: Twariye. Twabinye. Twasenze. Twaganiriye. Akavuyo ka kinyafrika ko ntikabura. Nukwiyakira tu…Cyangwa se mushake Gitwaza abigishe uko biyiriza. Inkuru zirambuye ziraje mu minsi irimbere kuri…

  • “Abaranga” Bo Mumugi

    AH! AH! Olivia! You are a Lawyer, a Humanitarian, have a Non-Profit, hosts a blog, are writing a book, are preparing to sell African crafts in Genga’s Garage, have a Youtube, plan to run for GA House of Rep. in 2 years. Now you wanna matchmake? YUP!! Call me “Tout Travaux” Two years ago, right…