Author: LawyerLiv

  • La vie Kinoise

    If you are a young African woman working in Africa, and God has elevated you so that you find yourself with certain decisionmakers, good luck being respected. This is not even sexism. It’s beyond. It’s infantilization. Which is wild because how am I a child and you’re flirting? I hate to confirm the clichés but,…

  • Aventures à Kin

    It is my second week in Kinshasa. The (real) city of Love. I am eating sweet potato leaves, in a boubou and gold africa-shape earrings. Money doesn’t move me, humans do. BTW- Soon, one of my million ideas will materialize: “Genga’s Garage” this will be an aunthentic African shop with pieces specifically curated by me.…

  • Fally & Midnight Hammer

    As I was busy frolicking the streets exhibiting groupie behavior towards Fally Ipupa; Operation Midnight Hammer was launched and #47 bombed Iran, a unilateral declaration of war.(Congress has the SOLE power to declare war.) BUT… Imma need Republicans, especially the token blacks, once very loud about their support of a racist, fascist, sexist- the likes…

  • Each one, Take One.

    Terrible divide/misunderstandings in our communities. On one hand, Africans are like ”how can African Americans live in the greatest nation in the world, economically speaking and still have nothing” WHEREAS African Americans are like “how is it possible for a normal human being to bleach their skin?”. Both are steeped in deep misunderstanding of each…

  • Genga, ma vie.

    Three years ago today, I was arguing with nurses to let me in my sister’s delivery room. She was having her first baby and nurses were blabbing on about some obscure COVID policy. Her husband, the natural choice, was already inside and she could only have one guest. This confused me as we were ALL…

  • Hunger Games, Love Edition

    After many years in delulu-nation, refusing to believe in the primitive nature of mankind- I have concluded: Men are like politics.If you don’t do them, they will do you. My darling sisters, maintaining your integrity and not soiling your hands is cute LONG AS YOU’RE NOT on the losing side… XOXO

  • Afro-Optimism

    I am what they call an Afro-Optimist. We are aware of the difficulties on the ground— heck mere minutes ago, I experienced a power cut while in elevator in a 5 star hotel in Africa… (Lasted 2 seconds. No biggie.) Additionally, inter-Africa travel is caricaturely tidious. Every 5 minutes you want to ask, is this…

  • No Kings Protests

    It’s about to go down in America!!1900 Protests are planned tomorrow accross all 50 states to denounce #47. Apparently 2 states have already mobilized the National Guard. Stay safe. Stay woke. God bless America.

  • Naira’s Depreciation & Kevin Gates’ 60 day Marriage

    The Naira has not only depreciated it has entirely collapsed. I knew it was bad when I found out Rwandan Franc (I think for the first time) is now stronger than the Naira… In 2 years, food prices have increased by 80% and fuel has quadrupled. How are my Naija people even surviving. The fudge?…