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  • African Family Reunion

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    Wedding Weekend!!!The Bride looks angelic. I have instructed her to not lift a finger except to point at us her servants. The aunties still comment on weight and the grandmas are even more savage. The kindest aunties seem to have adopted a new strategy; compliment your current weight while annihilating previous you. “Aha! Voilà! My…

  • AURORA + UZO

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    Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love.…

  • Mais Valentin C’est Qui?

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    Zagaaaaa! Today, na today! We celebrate love. The Eros type. My favorite holiday! So much to see… There are those in stable long term relationships that look like they still like each other. That’s about 10% of the population. (Elbas, Obamas and like 10 other couples.) In contrast, there are those who find love to…

  • Brother In Loves

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    Today’s post is dedicated to my brother in loves: Ben, Chris, Roger. I am the baby of my family, I have 3 older sisters. They have all married exceptionally wonderful gentlemen whom I seek to honor today. I spend a significant amount of time criticizing men with strange behaviors. Because, WAWU… But I would be…

  • Salah, Zakat, Hajj

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    Like my mother before me and her mother before her, I am very much set in my Christian faith and would never convert. I do however, have a deep admiration for Islam. From the Salah(Five Daily Prayers), Zakat(Almsgiving), Hajj (Mecca Pilgrimage) to the FIRE FITS – do forgive my superficial nature… Imagine a man praying…

  • LIV, POIROT

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    So, the EPITOME of First World Problems is the Pandemonium in which America & France find themselves at the moment. The public is obsessing over Brigitte Macron’s assigned sex at birth. The Élysée is issuing cease & desist letters every other day. French Journalists are writing books. Candace is cleaning her camera lights. I mean,…

  • Kaburimbo Gusa!

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    As a part of personal development, one must learn to make lemonade out of lemons, construct a lemonade stand, employ the youth, and grow the business into a publicly traded company. In other words, in case you wondered when I plan to donate and/or sell my wedding related items I value, like the Igisabo grandma…

  • TO MARRY WHITE

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    Kamala Harris -Married White. Serena Williams- Married White. Venus Williams – Married White. Meghan Markle – Married White. E.V.E. – Married White. Jay Ellis (Guy From Insecure) – Married White. & Don’t get me started on Black Athletes. One of my favorite couples of all time is actually an Interracial Couple: Rwando-Canadian Musician Corneille and…

  • Thick Thighs – Clear Mind

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    I hate the gym and I have a ridiculous sweet tooth. Also, while I love my body type, Coca-Cola Body. (A large Coca-Cola.) I am clinically considered obese. Even if you account for the fact that metrics used in US are for white body types – then at best I’m overweight. Still bad… So it’s…

  • Veni. Vidi. Vici

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    Dad tells me “Uw’Isi Itarakaranga amenye ko Iri kumutegurira Ibirungo”. (If life has not fried you, know it is preparing your seasoning.) Experienced major life turbulences in recent years, namely, the D. (Well, the other D…) Since I have mourned in public, permit me to rejoice in public. I’M BACK BABY! Many people lose themselves…