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Author: LawyerLiv

  • Goodness, Gracious.

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    First in line to visualize your status update but can never greet you in real life. What shall we call you? Friend or Foe? If you love us, why do you pretend otherwise? If you despise us, why do you follow our every move? Is it curiosity? Are we the NBA, or are we BET?…

  • MWOKABYARA MWE

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    Hari abantu, ntashobora kugusuhuza mubuzima busanzwe ariko niwe wambere kuri “stati”. Tubite iki ubwo? Ko mutari inshuti nyanzo ntimube n’abanzi nyabo. Nimba mudukunda kuki mutabitubwira?Nimba kandi mutwanga kuki mutugendaho?Tubyite amatsiko se? Turi amavubi se ngo umupira turawucenga? Turi Cécile Kayirebwa se ngo turatarama? Ikiremwa muntu nuko giteye.Nukwiyakira tu. Basi, appetit, muryoherwe.

  • ORCHESTRATED MESS

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    Folks in the U.S.: So… has your Messiah lived up to his name? Journalists are calling #47’s return “calculated chaos to overwhelm the opposition“, a sort of “flood the zone” approach. This is what happens when a megalomaniac with no political acumen seizes the reigns: games. Just 19 days in power and #47 is already…

  • DRAMA IN THE BOURGEOISIE

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    Candace Owens is not even a sellout. To be a sellout would require previous allegiance. Candace has always thrived on provocation but ever since marrying a British Aristocrat/son of a Lord, sis has grown wings. Unfortunately for us, she is an excellent orator! Her latest obsession though, has me on the flo’… She starts her…

  • 2Baba&Annie: Love-Obsession-Hate

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    Now, if you will, get cozy, let me tell you a story. But wait, before I begin, I want to highlight: (1) wickedness & violence have no gender, (2) male victims deserve unequivocal support too! Now, let us proceed… 🎵🎶 You are my African Queen… The Girl of My Dreams🎤🎵🎶 Annie exclaimed, “WAWU, I do!”…

  • WHERE MY BLACK SAINTS AT?

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    Another tangible demonstration of disdain towards blacks, you ask? Certainly. Ever heard of the canonization process? Basically, this is a process through which martyrs become Saints. Very expensive by the way, can cost up to $1Milli… The entire thing feels off, since most monotheist religions are to only worship one deity. Nonetheless, if you’re going…

  • Comfort Sinning

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    There was a time I approached the throne of God with fear and trembling. As time passes, I tremble less… My church is fasting 100 days. Soon Muslims too will enter 30 days of Ramadan. I attempted to fast one day and almost passed out. I think this is the normal trajectory of any long-term…

  • “Rich Gang” vs. Law 60/2018

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    Dearest Reader… 7 Young Rwandans aged between 20-28 are in Jail as we e-speak. Their crime? Electronic publication of indecent materials and public indecency as codified in Law 60/2018(Articles 38 & 143) Facts seem to be: 9 friends (6 girls 3 boys) were in a whatsapp group “Rich Gang”. Occasionally recorded adult content & sold…

  • Individualism, a Funeral

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    So…Everybody has a Stanley cup.Everybody wants a Birkin.Everybody does golf and drinks Macha.Everybody’s face is the same because everybody contours the same: high cheek bones, pointy nose — or the illusion thereof. Everybody has dated a narcissist. Nobody is a narcissist. Everybody has a dog in a purse named Bella. Everybody is hypersexual and boasts…

  • #47

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    As we attempt to settle into the nightmare that you people have plunged our nation into, my phone will not stop buzzing; not from a suitor or two asking, “fine girl, no pimples, have you eaten?”, but from the New York Times App. In less than 24hrs, #47, who I will not refer to by…