Author: LawyerLiv
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Ni-Hao (你好)
If you take a native African Giraffe to China, it doesn’t suddenly become a Chinese Giraffe. It remains an African Giraffe in China. Why y’all wanna be Chinese Giraffes so bad?
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Musk is Apartheid
I take GREAT offense when the insinuation is made that I contribute to the division of races simply because I insist we openly discuss the “isms” of society. On the contrary, I have dedicated my entire personal and professional lives at ensuring, as was Dr. King’s dying wish, that man is judged not by the…
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Sacred
We must really be giving Nigerian Consulate because why are Rwandan Girls in my DM like “ntamu Naija sha chérie ngumpe aga pass?” (TR: Any Naijas available for me?) And I already know my Nigerian guy friends love Rwandan girls, since we classically tend to be soft spoken, they figure we’re ultra-submissive. LOL. Real Gangsters…
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African Family Reunion
Wedding Weekend!!!The Bride looks angelic. I have instructed her to not lift a finger except to point at us her servants. The aunties still comment on weight and the grandmas are even more savage. The kindest aunties seem to have adopted a new strategy; compliment your current weight while annihilating previous you. “Aha! Voilà! My…
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AURORA + UZO
Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love.…
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Mais Valentin C’est Qui?
Zagaaaaa! Today, na today! We celebrate love. The Eros type. My favorite holiday! So much to see… There are those in stable long term relationships that look like they still like each other. That’s about 10% of the population. (Elbas, Obamas and like 10 other couples.) In contrast, there are those who find love to…
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Brother In Loves
Today’s post is dedicated to my brother in loves: Ben, Chris, Roger. I am the baby of my family, I have 3 older sisters. They have all married exceptionally wonderful gentlemen whom I seek to honor today. I spend a significant amount of time criticizing men with strange behaviors. Because, WAWU… But I would be…
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Salah, Zakat, Hajj
Like my mother before me and her mother before her, I am very much set in my Christian faith and would never convert. I do however, have a deep admiration for Islam. From the Salah(Five Daily Prayers), Zakat(Almsgiving), Hajj (Mecca Pilgrimage) to the FIRE FITS – do forgive my superficial nature… Imagine a man praying…
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LIV, POIROT
So, the EPITOME of First World Problems is the Pandemonium in which America & France find themselves at the moment. The public is obsessing over Brigitte Macron’s assigned sex at birth. The Élysée is issuing cease & desist letters every other day. French Journalists are writing books. Candace is cleaning her camera lights. I mean,…
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Kaburimbo Gusa!
As a part of personal development, one must learn to make lemonade out of lemons, construct a lemonade stand, employ the youth, and grow the business into a publicly traded company. In other words, in case you wondered when I plan to donate and/or sell my wedding related items I value, like the Igisabo grandma…
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