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Author: LawyerLiv

  • Misc…

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    Wanna hear a fun fact? Cameroon has long criminalized same-sex relations. Now, Cameroon’s first daughter belongs to the LGBTQ+ community. Will her father be forced to edit the laws? Spent my Snowmageddon napping and netflixing. How heavenly! I’m classically a home buddy but was on the go so much last year, never had the time…

  • PRAYERS UP

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    Cali is tangibly burning. Gaza is figuratively burning. Sudan’s harvest has literally been burned leading to mass displacement & famine. Wisdom requires, that in time of crises, one either empathizes or shuts up. Plus, I’m afraid, genuine empathy does not require reciprocity. To empathize only when they empathize with you is no empathy. After all,…

  • BASIGAYE BACURUZA INGINGO

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    Muvandimwe Twonse Ibere Rimwe; Muyarwanda, Munyarwandakazi,Wanyemerera nkakuburira? Ababyeyi batubwiye kenshi ko Isi yameze amenyo twanga kumva.Ariko aho tuboneye umukoresha muri Saudi Arabia ajugunya umunyakenyakazi hanze ya etage akeka ko amwishe, Imana igakinga akaboko; ntituzongera kuburanya ababyeyi. Kera bajyaga batuburira abantu kumanywa y’ihangu. Umuntu akakubwira ati mpa inoti y’igihumbi ndagusubiza iya bitanu. Abagome babonye amayeri tuyavumbuye…

  • AFRO-REVOLUTION

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    Forget all the times I said this sentence in vain. This time, we are truly really witnessing History! Gone are the days where they’d make fun of our accents; now they stand in line at the Gold Coast, awaiting their citizenship (*Cough Cough, if the line gets too long, try the other 53 nations that…

  • KWIKEKA

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    An almost-funny thing just happened. I went to a coffee shop to finish some work. There was one empty couch left. I went to sit there and an older white gentleman sitting nearby, (with what I perceived to be disregard), said to me “someone is coming.” Barely any eye contact, no “excuse me”, no “I’m…

  • NEWSWORTHY

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    Did you catch me on the News yesterday? Ay! Pinky Out. We moving up! In Rwanda, we say “Ikura ku cyavu ikicazanya n’ibikomangoma” (God will lift you from the bottomless depth & sit you with dignitaries.) I had an unconventional law career. I did a 10 month stunt at the Public Defender’s Office. Quickly realized,…

  • GENESIS 1-5

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    How have I been in church since fetus era and I have not read the Bible in its entirety?A joke! New year, new me. Let’s try this again. 1200 Pages? Not bad. Ah… Who am I kidding. Matter of fact, suddenly feeling sleepy. OYA, TOKA SHITANI. (Get behind me, Satan). Will be reading chronologically. So…

  • DRINE, THE DRONE

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    If I did not wish to blaspheme, I’d call my sister a goddess. She is past regal. Living warrior, Modern-Day Dahomey Amazon, Could say “I love her”, What a gross understatement that’d be. She is the absolute muse of my life. Ok, bye. (*Rolls eyes at mushy self*)

  • MEAN CHRISTIANS

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    Are we consulting the same Holy Scriptures?Are we attending the same Cathedrals?How are you a mean-spirited Christian?How do you rejoice in another’s misery?How do you judge another sinner?How do you condemn a fellow human?Are you the maker of Heaven and Earth?Are you the much-awaited Messiah? Second-Hand Embarassment on behalf of the church. God Help Us…

  • CODE CHOUCHOU

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    Howdy 2025! Looking mighty cute. I beg don’t stress us… Dearest reader, you had heard of Code Hammurabi. Eye for an eye, tooth for tooth. I now bring you, Code Chouchou. A set of rules I live by.