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Author: LawyerLiv

  • UNIVERSAL PRINCIPLES

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    Whether I am wearing Kamambili in deep Nyanza murutoki rwa Nyogokuru (in Grandma’s Banana Plantation) or drinking Cappucino near the Capitol in the heart of the Americas, I ought to be the same. If my personality fluctuates according to location or crowd, then I am in-aunthentic. If I am in-aunthentic, I am insulting God and…

  • YEAR-END

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    Howdy Friends! So… I’ve decided to try something new in 2025: Privacy. (*Laughs out Loud*) In the aftermath of my divorce, I went on a sort of public love experiment. You watched me explore the opposite gender as I sought to answer the question: “Does marriage as is limit ambitious african women?” Being the subject…

  • AFRO-CHRISTMAS

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    Greetings My Friend, I don’t have gifts under a tree, actually I don’t even have a tree. No deep reason really: 50% I’m lazy. 50% don’t wanna spend. I am just here for the snuggles. The warmth. The love. From Family. From Friends. From all those who make my heart feel fuzzy. I’m also watching…

  • SALUD. DINERO. AMOR.

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    Achuuum! Allergies rising. Allergic to Nonsense. Salud, Dinero. Amor —- (Health, Money, Love. Common Phrase used after someone sneezes. First Sneeze- Salud, Second Sneeze-Dinero, etc.) First, my apologies to my environmental lawyer cousin Vanessa who will find my rationale APPALLING! (Hey Fam Bam, love you too!) *3AM. Courtesies aside. Pee Run Concluded.* Allow me now…

  • PSEUDO-PROSTITUTION

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    As to the questions of who pays on dates, can a woman approach a man, etc. I am not in those cheap debates, please. I’m an emancipated woman, come on! Whoever wants to pay that day will pay. Whoever wants to toast that day will toast. The End. It does, however, seem to me that…

  • DETTY DECEMBER WARNINGS

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    (*This is a Satirical Piece*) Brace Yourselves. Detty December is Upon Us!December is a time, when us, Africans living in Diaspora, go to our respective countries of origin to, how shall I put it? — step on necks! Come on, of course we also go to rest, visit family, eat fresh food, recalibrate, breathe pure…

  • UMUBYEYI

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    Today is a special day. It is both my father and my sister’s birthday. How cool that they share a birthday? Forget dad for a hot second. (1) I talk about him 24/7; (2) JW don’t celebrate birthdays anyway… Hi daddy! Bye daddy. Love you! Anyway friends, let us pursue.Today, I want to speak of…

  • SAKWE SAKWE?

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    (*Kinyarwanda Version*) Sakwe, Sakwe? Fora Ndi Nde?Ngo turi beza ariko…Umuntu akaba yahinduka umusilamu. Akitandira Kungufu. Ngo Akunde Ahishe, Bitagaragara. Ngo kandi sitwe gusaNgo n’abaturanyi n’uko.Ukabona umukobwa w’umusirimu. Bamwe ngo bita aba sileyi. Nawe byamushobeye. Iwacu ntibigaragara. Kuko twese ni uko. Ariko sa nuwinyabya gato. Hanze y’igihugu. Ntibazatinda kubikwibutsa. Fora Ndi Nde? (*English Version*) Riddle Me…

  • SEX CRIMES

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    Not sure how we got here but it appears the population is in dire need of a refresher. Fear Not, for I, your not-always humble servant, will oblige. Know Your Rights. Stay Vigilant.XOXO

  • GITWAZA, RASTAS, TROUSERS.

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    Warm Greetings Friends and Foes: (Hano Mwese ni Karibu!) First things First, Imma need y’all to leave Gitwaza alone. We are inundated with ridiculous liberal messages on the daily that we cannot even critique freely by fear of being “canceled.” As such, when ultra-conservatives express their point of view, allow them to develop their arguments…