Category: PERSONAL BLOG
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PSEUDO-PROSTITUTION
As to the questions of who pays on dates, can a woman approach a man, etc. I am not in those cheap debates, please. I’m an emancipated woman, come on! Whoever wants to pay that day will pay. Whoever wants to toast that day will toast. The End. It does, however, seem to me that…
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DETTY DECEMBER WARNINGS
(*This is a Satirical Piece*) Brace Yourselves. Detty December is Upon Us!December is a time, when us, Africans living in Diaspora, go to our respective countries of origin to, how shall I put it? — step on necks! Come on, of course we also go to rest, visit family, eat fresh food, recalibrate, breathe pure…
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UMUBYEYI
Today is a special day. It is both my father and my sister’s birthday. How cool that they share a birthday? Forget dad for a hot second. (1) I talk about him 24/7; (2) JW don’t celebrate birthdays anyway… Hi daddy! Bye daddy. Love you! Anyway friends, let us pursue.Today, I want to speak of…
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SAKWE SAKWE?
(*Kinyarwanda Version*) Sakwe, Sakwe? Fora Ndi Nde?Ngo turi beza ariko…Umuntu akaba yahinduka umusilamu. Akitandira Kungufu. Ngo Akunde Ahishe, Bitagaragara. Ngo kandi sitwe gusaNgo n’abaturanyi n’uko.Ukabona umukobwa w’umusirimu. Bamwe ngo bita aba sileyi. Nawe byamushobeye. Iwacu ntibigaragara. Kuko twese ni uko. Ariko sa nuwinyabya gato. Hanze y’igihugu. Ntibazatinda kubikwibutsa. Fora Ndi Nde? (*English Version*) Riddle Me…
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SEX CRIMES
Not sure how we got here but it appears the population is in dire need of a refresher. Fear Not, for I, your not-always humble servant, will oblige. Know Your Rights. Stay Vigilant.XOXO
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GITWAZA, RASTAS, TROUSERS.
Warm Greetings Friends and Foes: (Hano Mwese ni Karibu!) First things First, Imma need y’all to leave Gitwaza alone. We are inundated with ridiculous liberal messages on the daily that we cannot even critique freely by fear of being “canceled.” As such, when ultra-conservatives express their point of view, allow them to develop their arguments…
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RASTAFARI
(Originally Published 11/24 – Must have accidentally been deleted subsequently) I admire a lot of things about the rastafari religious movement. Most especially the concept of livity which is righteous everyday living. That is respecting the Earth and the humans in it. Least Fav Part? They presented the Ethiopian Emperor Haile Salassie as the Second…
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ACCIDENTALLY JOINED A CULT
It was the year 2018, I was a 1L, sitting in Howard Law’s library, as had Thurgood Marshall 85 years prior. TM is best known for the landmark case Brown v. Board of Education that desegregated the US school system. Needless to say, I delulu-ly felt big and bad… That day, I was minding my…
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INTROVERTS
Introverts, accept my most sincere apologies. Uziko mwakubititse di? They really did not design society with you in mind. In school, you’re expected to raise your hand and participate. In church, you’re expected to serve the people. At work, you’re expected to attend random happy hours and socialize with colleagues. I don’t even like those…
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SIGN OF THE CROSS
Warm Greeting to you, Friends and Foes: J’ai fait la grasse matinée ce matin, quelle volupté ! (* I slept in this morning, what bliss!”*) Ever wondered why Pentecostal Christian churches don’t make the sign of the cross before praying? It seems to have all started in the 1500s with the Protestant Reformation. Basically Reformers…
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