Category: PERSONAL BLOG
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Love & Einstein
If you ever want to deter an African man from asking you out, don’t tell him you have a boyfriend, that means nothing to him, it will almost make the chase more exciting. Rather, tell him you don’t cook, he will run faster than Usain Bolt. Some girls hate men’s attention while others’ crave men’s…
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BUSINESS TRIP
I’m applying for a Business Visa because soon, I will go on my first EVER International mission! (But God… ) I always wanted to be a lawyer. Not in the courtroom/traditional sense either. Father said I could do anything so when I was in my teens, I’d say I wanted to work for the UN…
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FEAR NOTHING
One of the ills of society, that we work day and night to combat is that humans are expected to behave the same. Hide this. Don’t hide this. Share this. Don’t share this. Mbese, Za Kirazira Zidashira. I am beyond every Do & Don’t. I am not constrained by society or by people. I am…
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Kémi Séba, at the helm of an Afro-Revolution
Firstly, I almost didn’t make it in time for tonight’s entry, my green-eyed bandit colleague & friend just tried to sell me off to the most Atlanta Ninja I’ve seen. Man’s grillz were brighter than my entire future. However, that story will have to wait, on a d’autres chats à fouetter! Ever heard the name…
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WHY EVEN READ MY BLOG?
May it please the Court (of Public Opinion). Olivia Mugenga, for the Defense. My Client, Lawyerliv&Co’s daily blog, stands accused of oversaturating the audience. I posit to you that this case is about restoring the lost art of reading. Favoring my client, are the following elements: 1. Dear members of the jury, the amount of…
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BUTTOCKS
Turns out, buttocks are a HUGE commodity in America. Rwandan culture is so close-lipped, I never heard anyone comment on someone’s behind back home. So I never realized it was that deep. I have since discovered there is a wave of posterior obsession here and I’m not necessarily displeased…There are of course exceptions, but I…
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Congo, Brazza/ Congo, Kin.
Sassou-Nguesso. Ngouélondélé, etc. If you are an adept of Rumba music, these names will be familiar to you. These are politicians from the Republic of Congo, popularly known as Congo, Brazza (to not be confused with DRC- Democratic Republic of Congo, popularly known as Congo, Kinshasa.) They are trending in African pop news because the…
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FIGHTING MONDAY BLUES
Recreation Over. It is 6a: Pray. Shower. Drive. Office. Meeting. Would I rather stay in bed cuddled up? Certainly! I don’t actually relish in work. I just understand the necessity for plenty money. So sweat, we shall… Quick Peek. Oh! Ha. Bed is empty. Seeing that I have neither time nor cuddle buddy, I quickly…
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OBSESSION
It is a true I am obsessed with Africa, this I don’t deny. My ex-husband had an Andikra symbol tattooed on his arm along with a Ghana flag, took me three seconds to fall in love. (He was “the one” for that precise moment in time. Fun was had. I wish him well.) Later the…
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