LawyerLiv & Co.

Category: PERSONAL BLOG

  • My Friend Got a Rich Man, La La La…

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    I spend a lot of time advocating against women looking for rich men because I deemed it to be a losing strategy as women can invest in being said rich men instead AND because I found love to be too pure to be diluted down to money matters. What a silly little girl I am……

  • 92 Year Old President – Cameroon

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    Cameroon elections set to take place in 6 days. Sitting President, Paul Biya, is 92 years old, oldest president in the world, in power for the past 43 years and projected to win again. But nothing, NOTHING- offends me more than his wife’s wigs. In my most Camer accent, ”Maman, pardonnez”.

  • Exposing a Videographer Friend Who Sucks!

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    Im not in the business of covering & hiding. I very much believe in exposing people’s shameless behavior. Check this out. I am on a Board of a Non Profit that serves domestic violence survivors. We wanted to create a promo ad to generate more engagement. I recommended a videographer guy I know, spoke so…

  • Had a Meeting with Obama this Morning

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    Not Barack, just a guy in Africa. He wasn’t young either. Maybe twice my age so certainly not named after the President. The name is an ancestral name popular in Kenya, Cameroon, Central Africa etc. You now know there are 2 Congos, did you also know Central Africa is an actual nation. As in not…

  • Yom Kippur

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    Today is Yom Kippur, a sacred holiday in the Jewish faith, marked by fasting, repentance and atonement. We say “G’mar chatima tovah” (May you be sealed in the Book of Life for good) to all our Jewish-Humanist Friends. As for the rest, may Adonai judge you. This morning, I watched a father find the bodies…

  • Ambassador’s Death in Paris & Nigerian Independence

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    I’m gone for 2.5 seconds, trying to fake-meditate and sh*** and what do I find upon my return? At least it’s Nigerian Independence. Who’s inviting us tonight? Make we forget our problems small… What was that? “Chop you money?” Certainly, dear. If you insist.

  • Moving to Clarkston

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    I have some big news: I’m moving to Clarkston, THE most diverse square mile in America; away from the Buckhead glitz and glam I have been accustomed to. No more running into the biggest names in Black Mecca at random. Not gonna lie, Buckhead was sexy… You know what’s sexier though? Contributing to the development…

  • Holy Sabbath

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    I spend a lot of time complaining about the inconveniences of life but permit me to take a moment to honor the living God for surrounding me with so much love. I grew up with a father who calls me Princess, Darling, Chouchou, etc. and very rarely by name. Even his friends are like additional…

  • Future Haters

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    “Dear, if you’re going to use your mouth to stain my name, by say, calling me a ho for example; mind spelling it heaux?” I imagine my future haters confused, asking, “what?” “Oh! Kinda adds an air of sophistication. Don’t you think?” —- Also, everyday, “Olivia is stupid, Olivia is unAmerican, Olivia is impolite, Olivia…

  • The Economist

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    Guys, in another chapter of the unmerited favor of God, I was cited in yesterday’s article of the Economist, titled “Immigrants are narrowing the Black-White wage gap in America”, which proposed Africans as the new model immigrants. Article explored the uncomfortable tensions between Black & African Americans & the author did a phenomenal job showcasing…