Category: PERSONAL BLOG
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My One of a Kind Political Campaign
Being a “first” is always sexy but you know what’s sexier? Jesus-style-service: feet washing/ prostitute mixing/ tax collector vibing. What will my political campaign look like? Like this. Nothing will change. You will still see me, unprovoked, wearing random sunglasses at midnight in the streets of Nairobi. You will still see me, unprovoked, in New-York…
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To Those Who Fake Hate Me
Greetings! How do you do? Now: Choke & die! (Just playing! Haha. God forbid) Dearest, I fear you may have misread your emotions. For your supposed hate is unfounded. You hate me because, what? I did not steal anybody husband.I did not kill anybody’s child.I did not embezzle anybody’s funds.What is my crime exactly? (And…
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Auto-Stress
Nobody discriminates against poor people like poor people. Hate to break it to you sis, not enough millionaires to go around. Why not be content with a regular degular, as your mama did? Sue me.
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Race in Friendships
Owing to catastrophes of Biblical proportions committed against Black Diaspora since man was man; my friends are always VERY black. Last year though, I grew close to 2 white colleagues whose dedication to humanity moved me & apparently transcended race. Since then, I decided to be (a bit) open to mingling with other races. So,…
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Igisabo
“Igisabo” is a Rwandan traditional calabash which, among other things, was used to make butter from milk in Ancient Rwanda. It carries great cultural significance as it symbolizes prosperity and abundance. Our matriarch, grandma Daphy, gifts it to all young women in the family when they marry. It is her way to usher us into…
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Love, La La La
I just had an epiphany this evening.I like playing house, is all. The actual thing suffocates me…. I like spending all day hearing you say you’d die for me so I can respond that no I will not permit bla bla bla. But let not actual trial & tribulations come – especially the ones concocted…
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Black Tax
I believe in UBUNTU (communal living) & I gatekeep nothing. Still, I am not my father. Who tires NOT from the wickedness of mankind… I am Mugenga, Junior. The “I ain’t got time” version. My wallet has a threshold. I’m not about to support the same person year after year with no progress. Especially bc-…
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Kenya & Customer Service in Africa
As I prepare to travel to my 9th African country in coming days for work, I note, Kenya is a Pan African Hub. First of all, they have eliminated visas for all Africans. Granted, this is not yet in full effect. These laws take a minute to fully implement but still. How cool? They seem…
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Presidential French Couple Sues (Wanna be White) Candace
To her greatest delight, Candace has been sued by the Macrons for insisting Mrs. Macron was born male. Please refer to my previous blogs on Feb 3&14 for the facts surrounding the controversy. Brigitte does not warm my bed. Others do the job very well (cough cough…) As such, her private parts m’importe peu (have…
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Dirty Air
If you see me going on long rants in my language, know I’m exposing dirty African laundry but remain too dignified to expose my mother’s nakedness. Yet, I’ll give you the topic of today’s fury.Lack of trash system in Africa (minus Rwanda – ranked as cleanest nation of Africa for decade +) Shit is ridiculous.…
LawyerLiv & Co. 