Tag: france

  • Presidential French Couple Sues (Wanna be White) Candace

    To her greatest delight, Candace has been sued by the Macrons for insisting Mrs. Macron was born male. Please refer to my previous blogs on Feb 3&14 for the facts surrounding the controversy. Brigitte does not warm my bed. Others do the job very well (cough cough…) As such, her private parts m’importe peu (have…

  • LIV, POIROT

    So, the EPITOME of First World Problems is the Pandemonium in which America & France find themselves at the moment. The public is obsessing over Brigitte Macron’s assigned sex at birth. The Élysée is issuing cease & desist letters every other day. French Journalists are writing books. Candace is cleaning her camera lights. I mean,…

  • DRAMA IN THE BOURGEOISIE

    Candace Owens is not even a sellout. To be a sellout would require previous allegiance. Candace has always thrived on provocation but ever since marrying a British Aristocrat/son of a Lord, sis has grown wings. Unfortunately for us, she is an excellent orator! Her latest obsession though, has me on the flo’… She starts her…

  • Nairas & Puppy-Therapy: Grazie Mille

    (Try) & Rise and Shine Darlings!Tell me why my job has instituted a new de-stress session of “puppy therapy.” I’m too village for all that, those animals better not lick my face BUT I appreciate the innovation nonetheless. Adorbs… Also, learned a new term. A diplobrat is the child of a diplomat and so spent…

  • GISÈLE PELICOT: SHERO

    **Trigger Warning** The following contains references to grave sexual violence crimes. Frenchwoman, Gisèle Pelicot is enduring what French Media is calling “Le Procès du Siècle”. (Trial of the Century). She opted for proceedings to take place in open court insisting, “it is not for me to have shame but them.” The terrible crimes committed against…