CHURCH? EYEROLL!

“Riddle me this: How y’all ain’t never seen God but you want to shove him/her/they down our throat? Plus y’all so M’f**** judgmental, ça ne donne pas envie. Your sermons are too long, too boring, and too unpractical. The entire concept of established religion feels cult-ish, feels like a brainwashing session where you are to leave your brain cells at home. As if that was not enough, your pastors be lying & stealing & cheating… Most importantly, not really ready to give up booze & boobs.”

Valid Points Darling…Yes… Very Valid… Best argument in favor of religion is probably the potentiality of a heaven and a hell. But I wouldn’t wish to reduce the beauty of the Gospel down to ‘Guilt Evangelism’. I also cannot say I’ve seen God with my very eyes because I haven’t. Some churches do be feeling cult-ish and some of these pastors do, in fact, be scamming. As for the desires of the flesh, they are natural but lead nowhere when untamed. What I can say is this, I was young and I am old, I have never EVER EVER seen the righteous forsaken! Wanna try an experiment easier than Keto Diet? Try Jesus, and report back. For He remains my most fruitful investment. (DM for church recommendations.)

Love,

Liv